Darlene was a psychic
who read tarot cards and played the accordion on her front porch Greg was a centaur who lived next door and would shake his head frown stamp his hooves and flip his horsey tail when he heard that crazy psychic accordion jazz "Good Morning, Ms. Darlene," Greg would say as he was getting his mail every day Greg was good at being nice to people he didn't like he was also good at going "Neigh, neigh" and prancing around meadows Darlene was good at seeing the future her predictions always came true and she was very happy about it
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Marbles high-fived me so hard he broke my leg
He said it was nice to see me and then rode away on his tiny motorcycle Marbles is a stray cat but a clever cat Some people say that Marbles is too clever and that maybe Marbles is possessed by a demon But I don't believe that talk I know that Marbles is just a regular cat who has problems with boundaries and social cues Bouncy bouncy bouncy!
Crunch crunch crunch! To be a rubber ball covered in sugar bouncing stupid by a small, dilapidated shed where a friendly goat chuckles at butterflies in a sunny meadow To breathe in the trees and eat tacos by a river with fresh pepper stuff in a bowl A gentle fiddler walks across the water she has dark skin and is dressed in flowing orange and red that melts into the line between water and sunset Bounce! Crunch! Bounce! Crunch! Oh! A RUBBER BALL COVERED IN SUGAR I AM I am free and thoughtless But as a rubber ball I cannot bounce in grass and dirt and so I always end up in the parking lot Jenny the Penny lived on a riverboat made of bones
in a haunted river called Jimmy's River by a city made of bats and spooky castles You might think this is Halloween Time but you would be mistaken It was Apprehension Street where teens had fun until they didn't and one woman Jenny the Penny stood against unspeakable evil evil so bad you couldn't speak it unspeakable Jenny loved everything except the Evil She knew how to climb, how to flip, how to kick She jumped on top of a racing bus and felt the sweet night wind blowing up her nostrils Apprehension Street was a fun, dangerous place every party was weird at some point Jenny the Penny played the chainsaw guitar Everyone would be drinking sweet punch and dairy lemonade and they'd say "Pull out the saw, Jenny!" So Jenny would whip out Henny, her chainsaw guitar and go to town on that thing It sounded like electric death which was perfect because Jenny had a battery she was an android she loved to wail on the chainsaw guitar eardrums would explode and Silly Steve would slap a fresh hamsteak and holler like a relaxed goat from the back of the room where the sweaty old helicopter seats were Jenny was an electronic peasant and life was a bag of defective clam juice even relaxed goats had a better life than her when she wasn't at a scary weird party on Apprehension Street Jenny was working in the hot dog factory that was constantly on fire You never knew where the next fire would be One time Jenny was eating a tomato in the break room and the tomato exploded into a fire snack very unpleasant Jenny had to get a new face She got one for ten bucks at the corner store ten bucks was a lot for a new face Jenny the Penny never slept she practiced chainsaw guitar all night in the basement of the hot dog factory Only Gentle Gary, the night manager, knew she was down there and he would watch her from a muddy window and gobble up the delicious punk noise like his mother's marshmallow snowman cookies |