​Darlene and the Centaur

Darlene was a psychic
who read tarot cards and played the accordion
on her front porch

Greg was a centaur who lived next door
and would shake his head
frown
stamp his hooves and flip his horsey tail
when he heard that crazy psychic accordion jazz

"Good Morning, Ms. Darlene," Greg would say
as he was getting his mail every day
Greg was good at being nice to people he didn't like
he was also good at going
"Neigh, neigh"
and prancing around meadows

Darlene was good at seeing the future
her predictions always came true
and she was very happy about it